英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）

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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）
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“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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) f* Y9 n6 X; C) P-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

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4 S' N7 g8 L% g8 Z. e( V6 b: I; s-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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-That's a great haircut.

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, L) Z' u: W) Y" \' }-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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! V( Z, K9 T1 Y5 y-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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5 a' G# W- [6 I, GExample: That guy just checked you out.
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5 ^$ W8 l3 y# ^4 Q& fHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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1 T% r5 g9 F- V* h: u1 E4 qExample: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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+ J* F( {+ f  \; x6 J4 J* K4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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. ]1 A! I5 n' O* X: Q' h7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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8 X9 Y6 P* t6 ?6 T10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
% S3 ]3 e2 `& rIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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女巫


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Klaus（始祖家族）
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" u& }2 V9 n) t) W1 eDamon（吸血鬼日记）
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" ^2 T, L$ K& l! _Jane（暮光之城）

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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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Rose（神秘博士）



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理科生不懂浪漫？
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0 t9 b  w0 E. [; Z* Y看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～


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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技



勇敢去吧！
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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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