世界各地老掉牙的搭讪方法

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$ l. B3 I$ |% j( PI'm going to admit something: Although I think over-used pick-up lines ("Come here often?") are pretty lame, I think really bad ones can be so terrible that they're kinda funny in a corny Henny Youngmanish way. Like, "Hey, I forgot my phone number. Will you give me yours?" Bah-dum-dum!

我得坦白一些事情：尽管我觉得那些被人用烂的搭讪方法很老土，但是老土到一定程度，你会觉得它们有点Henny Youngman式的幽默。比如，“嗨，我忘了我自己的电话号码，你能给我你的吗？”实在土的可以。

0 G- n' a1 s" M& F% sApparently, Franz Wisner has a similar appreciation for them. Dumped by his fiancee the day before his wedding, he subsequently traveled around the world to see what he could learn about relationships. He wrote a book, How the World Makes Love … And What It Taught a Jilted Groom, about his experience — and devoted a brief chapter to the worst pick-up lines in the world. Here are a few of the best. I mean, worst.
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威斯纳(Franz Wisner)显然对老土的搭讪有相似的见解。在结婚前夜被未婚妻抛弃后，他周游世界学习男女关系。他根据自己的经历写了一本书，《世界各国人民是如何做爱的——一个被甩新郎的感悟》，其中有一章就讲述了世界各地的最老土搭讪。以下是其中最好的，不对，我的意思是，最老土的搭讪方法。

India:"Don't I know you from a past life?"

/ S8 B. c0 E" p印度：“我们是否前世就已相识？”
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# D+ h+ D( b* @  I"My parents have already engaged us to be married. They just forgot to tell you."

% ~" ?" V& M# B' h9 U0 ]“我们的父母已经帮我们订婚了。他们只是忘了告诉你。”

Nicaragua:"I'd love to be a farmer, if you would be my soil. Our crop would be bananas."
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尼加拉瓜：“如果你愿意做我的土地，那么我就是一名农夫。我们的作物将会是香蕉。”
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) M7 ]7 A  `+ }; Q# o3 t9 p5 CNew Zealand:"How would you like your breakfast eggs — scrambled or fertilized?"

9 @. c7 n( D6 @2 u2 G. }: \# n+ Y新西兰：“早餐的鸡蛋你想怎么做？是炒的还是蒸的？”

What are your favorite awful pick-up lines?
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你最喜欢的老土搭讪是哪句呢？
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